i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
There are two kinds of people in this world: hopeless romantics and realists.
"There are two kinds of people in this world, hopeless romantics and realists. A realist just sees that face and packs it in with every other pretty girl they’ve ever seen before. A hopeless romantic becomes convinced that God put them on earth to be with that one person. But there is no God, and life is only as meaningful as you fool yourself into thinking it is." Stuck In Love (2012)
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Isn’t it amazing how things come full circle?